Associate Data Analyst

remote·seniority unknown·today

68/100

likely real

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"Data engineering responsibilities on an entry-level helpdesk salary, complete with automated AI resume screening."

— The Judge · model: gemini-3.5-flash · confidence: high

The five agents · full report

// parallel · uncensored · re-runnable

The Appraiser

comp inference

$55k–$65kUSD / yr

confidencehigh

disclosed by employerNO — penalty applied

posted band$55k–$65k

The Skeptic

red & green flags

▼Underpaid for the stack (Glue/Spark/Scala for under $65k)
▼Mandatory in-person meeting travel for remote role
▼AI screening tools used on applicants
▼Unlimited PTO trap

▲Explicit salary range disclosed
▲Detailed percentage breakdown of daily duties
▲No ridiculous take-home tests mentioned

The Decoder

stack + team maturity

AWS GlueAWS LambdaAWS Step FunctionsMySQLSQL ServerMongoDBPythonPySparkScalaRubyBash

data teamStage 2 · Team

company stage—

size—

The Oracle

interview prediction

rounds3

formatScreening -> Technical SQL/Python discussion -> Team fit

unpaid take-homenone

What you can do about it

// apply · flag · negotiate · ignore

▼ NO APPLY URL

Employer didn't provide one. Hide-and-seek loses you 10 BS pts.

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Live script · counter-offer drafts · expected ranges.

Reply Guy

// agent-drafted cover letter · cursedly on-brand

Vibe:3 of 3 free left

Ghost-job market

// stake XP · settled in 60 days

Bet ghost? This posting still open in 60 days with no signs of a hire — you win the pool. Bet real? Win if it closes with someone hired.

▼ ghost 0 XP · 0 bettors▲ real 0 XP · 0 bettors

Stake:

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How this autopsy was generated

5 parallel AI agents (Gemini 3 Flash) extract structured signals from the JD, cross-reference with our company graph, infer market comp, predict the interview loop, and synthesize a final BS Score. Re-run every 24 hours. Employers can request a re-autopsy after editing the JD — no charge, no special access.