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Mercury

Customer Support Specialist - Weekend

San Francisco, CA, New York, NY, Portland, OR, or Remote within United States·mid·14d ago
78/100
likely real
"A fintech unicorn that actually pays support like human beings, though 'radiating intelligence' sounds exhausting."
— The Judge · model: gemini-3.5-flash · confidence: high
01

The five agents · full report

// parallel · uncensored · re-runnable
The Appraiser
comp inference
$137k–$205kUSD / yr
confidencehigh
disclosed by employeryes
posted band$137k–$205k
The Skeptic
red & green flags
  • weekend-warrior
  • vague-tech-stack
  • massive-pay
  • equity-offered
  • no-ninja-nonsense
  • clear-expectations
The Decoder
stack + team maturity
SaaSInternal Tools
data teamStage 4 · Org
company stagelate
size51-200
The Oracle
interview prediction
rounds4
formatBehavioral + Product Knowledge + CS Simulation
unpaid take-homenone
02

What you can do about it

// apply · flag · negotiate · ignore
▼ NO APPLY URL
Employer didn't provide one. Hide-and-seek loses you 10 BS pts.
🔒 NEGOTIATION COACH · PRO
Live script · counter-offer drafts · expected ranges.
04

Reply Guy

// agent-drafted cover letter · cursedly on-brand
Vibe:3 of 3 free left
05

Ghost-job market

// stake XP · settled in 60 days

Bet ghost? This posting still open in 60 days with no signs of a hire — you win the pool. Bet real? Win if it closes with someone hired.

▼ ghost 0 XP · 0 bettors▲ real 0 XP · 0 bettors
Stake:
How this autopsy was generated

5 parallel AI agents (Gemini 3 Flash) extract structured signals from the JD, cross-reference with our company graph, infer market comp, predict the interview loop, and synthesize a final BS Score. Re-run every 24 hours. Employers can request a re-autopsy after editing the JD — no charge, no special access.