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Data Analyst Intern

remote·seniority unknown·today
62/100
likely real
"An APAC remote internship demanding 'A+ players' to fix live production data pipelines for pocket change."
— The Judge · model: gemini-3.5-flash · confidence: low
01

The five agents · full report

// parallel · uncensored · re-runnable
The Appraiser
comp inference
$4k–$15kUSD / yr
confidencelow
disclosed by employerNO — penalty applied
posted band$4k–$15k
The Skeptic
red & green flags
  • COMP_HIDDEN
  • Vague data stack
  • Demands 'A+ player' output on intern-level budget
  • AI-automated resume screening
  • Mentorship from actual data scientists
  • Clear path to full-time conversion
  • Hands-on production access from day one
The Decoder
stack + team maturity
PythonSQL
data teamStage 1 · First hire
company stage
size
The Oracle
interview prediction
rounds2
formatAutomated screening followed by technical panel
unpaid take-homenone
02

What you can do about it

// apply · flag · negotiate · ignore
▼ NO APPLY URL
Employer didn't provide one. Hide-and-seek loses you 10 BS pts.
🔒 NEGOTIATION COACH · PRO
Live script · counter-offer drafts · expected ranges.
04

Reply Guy

// agent-drafted cover letter · cursedly on-brand
Vibe:3 of 3 free left
05

Ghost-job market

// stake XP · settled in 60 days

Bet ghost? This posting still open in 60 days with no signs of a hire — you win the pool. Bet real? Win if it closes with someone hired.

▼ ghost 0 XP · 0 bettors▲ real 0 XP · 0 bettors
Stake:
How this autopsy was generated

5 parallel AI agents (Gemini 3 Flash) extract structured signals from the JD, cross-reference with our company graph, infer market comp, predict the interview loop, and synthesize a final BS Score. Re-run every 24 hours. Employers can request a re-autopsy after editing the JD — no charge, no special access.